Once Upon A Time...

There were two dogs...Sadie and Duke.


They were spoiled little dogs. They got to sleep on their beds in mom and dad's room.

Then one day, mom got sick of them in their room. They snored, dreamed, farted and licked all through the night. And she couldn't sleep. So she gave them their own room upstairs. (She thought that was a pretty nice thing to do) She thought it would solve all the problems.





But she was wrong. These spoiled dogs couldn't bear to sleep in another room. Instead they found other places in the house to sleep:

The couch. (which is a NO NO)Right outside our bedroom door, (and whine)

On my nice pillows, sorry the pic wouldn't rotate

At the bottom of the stairs,

And then they would push their way into our room and when mom or dad would open our eyes in the middle of the night this is what they would see:

They would bark at things out the window, play fight in the family room and in Cades room, eat their food, then barf it up. They were lost little souls without their beds being in mom and dad's room.

And alas... the beds lay empty upstairs in their own palace. And mom and dad have more sleepless nights than before.

And they have not (yet) lived happily ever after.